feminist marina is the best marina
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
Arctic Monkeys - Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High (Acoustic)
take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level